Phillies clearance sale cartoon caption contest

Today's caption contest is based on a photo I posted on Twitter of the saddest Phillies-related item I've seen all year. Are the Phillies best days relegated to the clearance dustbins, or can they somehow turn this season around and compete for their terrible division? 

Submit your best ideas in the comments below, and use our cool new Disqus commenting system to up-vote the captions you think should win (works better than telling me the ones I pick are terrible). You can tweet me suggestions, too - @RobTornoe. I'll pick the best and announce the results on Friday.

Check out previous winners here.