Phillies TV money cartoon caption contest

It's time once again for you to write the caption to my latest sports cartoon, this time featuring Phillies GM Ruben Amaro diving into a huge pile of Comcast-provided money Scrooge McDuck style.

Submit your best ideas in the comments below, and "like" the captions you think should win (works better than telling me the ones I pick are terrible). You can also Tweet your ideas to @RobTornoe. I'll pick the best and announce the results on Friday.