Phillies Spring Training cartoon caption contest winner

On Monday I asked for your best caption suggestions for my new Phillies cartoon. Congrats to MikeRossi, who came up with the winning caption, posted above. 

Here are the runner-ups: 

"Send RAJ to Russia. He has a way of getting people to disarm..." — C-Note 

"The good news is, like most of his teammates, he qualifies for Medicare..." — markpgold 

"Could be worse...we could have spent 16 million on Marlon Byrd. Wait, we did what?!" — FanSince09