Phillies Papelbon cartoon caption contest winners

On Monday I asked for your best caption suggestions for my new Papelbon cartoon. Congrats to Joe C., who came up with the winning caption, posted above.

Here are the runner-ups:

"I got to you quicker than your fastball got to me." - Breaking Bad

"Face it man, you couldn't close a window with that arm!" - ginomcfad

"At least Billy Wagner had a real fastball." - @napier03