Phanatic World Cup cartoon caption contest winners

On Monday I asked for your best caption suggestions for my new World Cup toon featuring the Phanatic. Congrats to po201566, who came up with the winning caption, posted above.  

Here are the runner-ups:

“This isn’t helping the world's perception of us as the most obese nation in the world…” – zp412

“He's excited... to finally see a full house again.” –  bodybaggame

“He feels right at home at a low scoring game.” – Gib

View past winners here