Papelbon cartoon caption contest results

On Monday, I asked for your best caption suggestions for my new Papelbon cartoon. Now, it's time to find out who came out on top.

The winner, courtesy of TheGamePA.

Here are the runner-ups:

"Because that one blown save has ruined the ENTIRE season." — ChrisRN

"This is the last time I bring my family to the game." — flyer_fanatic

"Damn Bastardo! Why couldn't he share?!?" — waynerodman