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It's time once again for you to write the caption to Rob Tornoe's latest Sports Ink cartoon. Post your best ideas in the comments. Rob will pick the best and we'll announce the results in a few days.
Comments (157)
Most attractive place for a head coach to work in the NFL? Seriously? Ha!Ha!Ha!— udel96- Jeff, on second thought, I'd rather coach in the Lingerie Football league!— odd man rush
- I really have enjoyed this, but I have to get back to the planet Earth— eaglescali
- Oregon just texted my pay raise.— rscanlon
- Congratulations Chip, Would you consider keeping Marty as your O-coord....hey...stop...I was joking !!!— mikemc72
- Golly gee whiz Howie, I guess we'll have to try match.com.— delhances
- Gotta run....my agent's calling me from Eugene.— WPSN
- you coach them and i will pick them— wildgreenman
- Howie Roseman??? I thought you were kidding! Phil Knight's private plane is waiting for me.. BYE!— drbob1
- I can't "Reid".....see ya!— sahdwd2j
- QUACK!!!!!!!! That's MALLARD SPEAK for 'I'd rather remain A DUCK'!— DC eagle
- Nick Saban wants to discuss a home and home......— sahdwd2j
- This team meets the fool's gold standard. Bye!— deuce
- Gotta go-told Phil Knight I would be home before dark!
— hmitch - Must be willing to make redundant excuses, gain 100lbs, and lose three strait NFC Title games.— ICEInvestigator55
- I'm outta here! Eagle Fans are more brutal than 'Bama!— DKNJ
- You all need to get your DUCKS in a row first...but call me later— kbreelak
- I waited 9 hours for that offer sheet...that's all I needed for my raise. Thanks!— phillysophic
- That's an offensive line!— oanthonyc
- See ya Jeff! I think you want the other Kelly named Brian.— watsonmr
- Uncle Phil says I gotta come home!— despy22nd
- Howie who?!— davinci74
- "You're no different than Joe Banner! I'm going back to the Ducks!"— davinci74
- I'm Ore-gone!— ho_bomb
- You've got the wrong Kelly!— ho_bomb
- You got the wrong Kelly!— SantaoftheSouth
- ....wait that was just the defense list of players!!!— sahdwd2j
- Where's the rest room!— jicook
- I have felt it - coming in the air at Knight, Oh Lord....— nsidious48
- This "O" looks better in Oregon than on your offensive line— quazzi52
- You starting quarterback ran a 5.14 in the 40 yard dash?!?!— WheresMoose
- edit: *Your — WheresMoose
- I think Andy had the right idea...— DeTom
- I thought you had "Kelly" Green uniforms...— FuzzyTom
- You mean Eskin's still around? BYE!— The Curmudgeon
- Sorry, I'm gonna pass on the Turd-duck-gle— Rehder51
- "Wanna see my impression of your Superbowl hopes?" (Poof)— Rehder51
- "Wanna see my impression of your Superbowl hopes?" (HTML deleted)— Rehder51
- Beep, beep! That's all folks! Err... I mean,
Quack, quack! Thanks for the raise!— Rehder51 - This is my dream job— madkins7
- I gotta better job!
- "Did you just say you are deducting the Wendy's lunch bill out of my first pay check?"
"Let me get this straight. As part of my job, you want me to make daily bank deposits?"
"You want me to put on another 70 pounds?
— 2:01TimeOut - duck, duck, duck, GOOSE!— thawthor88
- Even if we sit here another 9 hours, you will never convince me that working alongside the guy who drafted firemen in the first round is good for my career!— mold1103
- I'm Or-e-gone— 2ndNlong
- I'm talking about the Spread-Option. Your talking about a Bad-Option. Thanks for Lunch, Jeff!— odd man rush
- Sorry, you seem like too much of a quack even for me.— goalie483
- Oh, I misunderstood. I thought this years theme was going to be "How we rose, man!"— FrankieT
- i'm gonna fly like an eagle, to the sea, fly like an eagle, thanks but no thanks jeff lurie— moeski
- Nike pays my players more than that!— 20081980philly
- Come back.....we still have Michael Vick!— 5thstrretpast
- Just Do It.— 20081980philly
- and for God's sake, Jeffrey - put on some pants!!!— 1Dukie
- Hmmmm, Roseman or Oregon.....— keltman
- What! Forget that! You didn't tell me that reading Rob Tornoe's cartoons was part of the deal!
(just kidding, Mr. Tornoe...your comics are great)— Yonkersphilly - I think I left my lights on!— joberzut
- "you mean Dave Spadaro will be my Defensive Coordinator??"...See ya!— tonygreeneagle5
- if we can't get Saban, maybe the QB's girlfriend would like a Sugar Daddy
KING~out— thee~KING - I think I hear my Nike...I mean Mommy calling— igglefan67
- I'm not working with Boy Blunder!— pitzdidg
- This job isn't all it was quacked up to be!— eman
- You should have told me Howie was under the table!!!!!!!— ubetterlisten
- Do you realize I could have run 2492 plays in the time it took you to interview me?— Onbroadstreetstillwaiting
- Excuse me while I use the bathroom. Be right back— Onbroadstreetstillwaiting
- Bleep, bleep!— DiggityWak
- AFLAC!!— cooperhawk
- Thanks for helping me get my raise!— ho_bomb
- ohby the way, juan castillo will be your defensive cordinator— wildgreenman
- Sorry! I didn't mean to call you "Andy"!— Panthro2011
- You only have three uniforms... I'm out!!— bnmorgan23
- Where are the rest of his clothes?— mattygabriel
- I prefer BCS to BS.— 2ndNlong
- Hey Chip - did you have to DUCK out so quickly?— MarkfrWC
- Sorry, its $5.50 night at Hometown Buffet!!— sedale
- Spread Offense— x.ortiz
- "Thanks for the free dinner!"— kc4shore
- 14 YEARS! Please "time is yours"— DonSantoni
- Well, there's a chip off to his old block.— mkat33
- Let me know when you get a quarterback who can do this.— ChalupaBatman
- I want Younot be just like Andy....okay?— 5thstrretpast
- "Thanks for the Cheesesteak, seeya!— DJ
- The job is yours, as long as I can call you CHIPPY ! Hey Chippy, where you going !!!— mikemc72
- Chip, has anyone told you that the wide 9 is unique defensive front. Would you be interested...hey, where you going ?— mikemc72
- I'd rather watch V.I Warshowski— sfigueroa
- I RUN a play every 13 seconds...let me show you!— frank castle
- For Quacks sake...I'm outta here!— frank castle
- I think I left my assistant coaches in Oregon, I'll be right back!— jbtillet
This is Deja vu all over again.........- Oregon just scored again!— joberzut
- You want to see my hurry up offense. See ya.— retzlaff
- As long as the accountant is here, I'm gone!— pitzdidg
- Acme Dynamite Pens...Beep, Beep!— jspet51
- ....What, I can't pick my own GM?— stang66302
- Give my regards to Howie!— riles1875
- Those NCAA sanctions don't look so bad after all— scootch
- The Swoosh beckons.— adipaolo
- How about I throw in a couple of hottie cheerleaders?— richnicay
- Phil Knight just called me and suggested that I "Just (Don't) Do it"!— Brownian70
- Phil Knight just called me and said to make sure I "Just Do(n't) It!— Brownian70
- Swoosh!-Im Ore-Gone!— Brownian70
- Guess it was just the seven month itch again!— Brownian70
- SORRY! Looks like its OR-AGAIN!— Brownian70
- Sorry, Just like last year, I have decided to go back to OR-AGAIN!— Brownian70
- "I forgot to tell you..Not only is My offense Up Tempo, so is my defense!"— Brownian70
- "Sorry Jeff, its the power of the Swoosh!"— Brownian70
- The "Kelly green" part is great, but I need to coach and watch all your movies too?..no thanks!— ginomcfad
- This is quack! I am getting the duck outta here!— PhillyLifer
- TIME-OUT !— 1Dukie
- Yes honey, it worked! We're staying!— BleedPhilly
- Be right there, Mr. Nike!— BleedPhilly
- And I told the fans I expected the Eagles to win "multiple" Super Bowls under my ownership.— Reality Speaks
- Thanks for the bonus, Jeff - see you next year, sucker!— 1Dukie
- Game over. Thanks for playing along.— 1Dukie
- Gotta Run -- Just heard the KNIGHT Train!!— SFPatriot
- Oh, you were serious?— 1Dukie
- Sure, I'm 49, never married, no kids, and I've devoted my career to leading locker rooms full of young, athletic men. What's your point?— 1Dukie
- The NFL calls it a "running game"...— ea517
- This is how the read option works— LX1991
- Thanks for the 9-hour lunch. Now I know how Andy got so fat!— 1Dukie
- Check out my read-option style— LX1991
- You said gold standard but all I saw was aluminum foil.— ANDY-IS-FAT
- Thanks, I'll think about it...— 1Dukie
- Do I get to keep the pen?— 1Dukie
- Philly Fans? I'd rather run myself out of town!— ADPAC
- Time's yours, sucker!— 1Dukie
- Yea, right.— 1Dukie
- Say hi to Banner for me!— 1Dukie
- Duck... duck... GOOSED !!!— sgstroup
- Here's how I would RUN my offense!— 1Dukie
- I'll duck this issue!— 4thand10
- Joe Banner says "GOTCHA!"— 1Dukie
- My agent just called and told me that Mike Rowe said this one is even too dirty for his show.— jfdatl
- One word, Jeff - co-eds!— 1Dukie
- Rain vs. snowballs, what'd you think?!— 1Dukie
- I knew our offer would blow you away!— rafmny
- THIS is what my offense would look like!— 1Dukie
- My college kids could beat your team— blueye7
- WOW, check out my new NIKE's!— 1Dukie
- Hey Jeff, check out my new Nike's ! — 1Dukie
- Duck that!— NC Eagle Fan
- On second thought, I'd prefer to "quack" another bottle of champagne instead!— Philly Jinx
- Meep...Meep!!!— Jim M.
- Duck You!— IgglesGreen
- AHHHH Batteries!!!
— shaunm0216 - Not enough money to be pelted by snowballs!— chase26TJ
- Howie who? Oh, you're serious...bye bye you way-back machine lookin' dude from the Flintstones.
- You and Howie have to do something about your breath.— road515
- I'm not "innovative" enough to straighten out this mess!— road515
- Jeff, I'm Ore-gone!!!— road515
- Nick Foles can't run as fast as me!— road515
- ....Thanks for the free dinner!— road515
- Sorry, but I gotta DUCK out of here!— parteetyme
- Sorry was just holding out for Free Nike's— nasheagles
- You mean Vick is staying?— liadazus
- Fans!? What's wrong with the fans!?— oconnor201
- I'm sorry. I did not know that Howie Roseman was part of the deal.— jm
- It's not you Jeff it's me...but we can still be friends!— ea517
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