AJ Burnett cartoon caption contest

It's time once again for you to write the caption to my latest sports cartoon, which features new Phillies acquisition A.J. Burnett. 

Submit your best ideas in the comments below, and "like" the captions you think should win (works better than telling me the ones I pick are terrible). You can tweet me suggestions, too - @RobTornoe. I'll pick the best and announce the results on Saturday. 

Check out previous winners here.