Jeff Gordon terrorizes car salesman

Jeff Gordon greets fan as he walks to the drivers meeting before the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series auto race on Sunday, March 10, 2013, in Las Vegas. (AP Photo/Julie Jacobson)

Following in the footsteps of Kyrie Irving and his humiliating of a Bloomfield, New Jersey pick-up game, Jeff Gordon transformed himself into a geriatric and carjacked a Camaro - horrifying a salesman in the process - all for the purpose of getting you to buy a soda.