Posted on Sat, Sep. 6, 2008
Let's take a peek into our e-mail bag:
Gonzo:
I'm 59, have been going to [Eagles] home games since 1960. We're taking my 3-month-old grandson tailgating before we go inside this Sunday. I'd give up sex for a year for a [Super Bowl] win. So would my wife, three sons and two daughters.
Jeff,
Thanks for reading, but what did I ever do to you? Fifty-nine-year-olds aren't allowed to have sex, much less send me an e-mail about it. Says so right there in the Bible. Please fix yourself a nice warm glass of Metamucil and stop traumatizing me.
Best,
Gonzo
John:
Your last two pieces were hilarious. The guys on my trading desk are wondering why the hell I'm laughing out loud in a dead-silent room. Philly.com needed some more humor, so keep it up because it's certainly helping me deal with all these damn New York fans (I live in Manhattan).
Regards,
Robert,
Sweet Lord, man, you live in NYC? I'm so very sorry. You ought to purchase one of those Hazmat suits and wear it to work. Maybe sleep in it, too. Insulate yourself from "them" as much as possible.
Stay sane/clean,
Gonzo
Gonzo:
I think you should try another vocation. Ridiculous article(s).
Mom, is that you?
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