Doing battle with Comcast and Verizon
My contest with the twin pterodactyls of Philadelphia has not been pretty. They have bloodied me. My wife, Libby, was ripped apart, too. My advice for future combatants: Lie down, assume the fetal position, and hope for the best. And make sure your children are safe.
My contest with the twin pterodactyls of Philadelphia has not been pretty. They have bloodied me. My wife, Libby, was ripped apart, too. My advice for future combatants: Lie down, assume the fetal position, and hope for the best. And make sure your children are safe.
Comcast and Verizon are a formidable corporate tag team. They beat you with scripted apologies, incompetence, and broken promises.
Here is what happened:
We have Verizon for phone and Internet service and Comcast for the television. We were not happy with anyone's prices and especially with our Internet speed, reliability, and service.
So Libby contacted Comcast about its Internet and phone service. It began with a Google search and then a phone call to a Comcast representative for information. Looking back, it's hard to tell if the woman was an independent contractor or a Comcast employee. The prices quoted were higher than we expected. She said she'd call Libby back. She didn't.
Next, Libby searched for information on Comcast's site, ultimately "talking" online with a representative. It was a long and tortured e-mail conversation. Ultimately, Libby thought that the employee was not answering her questions and asked to speak to a supervisor.
The Comcast guy ignored her and the conversation stopped. Libby ended with: "You just lost a customer."
Two days later, on Friday, May 18, our phones didn't work. Incoming callers were told that our service had been disconnected.
We called Verizon and were told that we had switched to another carrier. No, we didn't, we said. Give us our phones back.
Verizon said it had received an official notification from another carrier that we had changed service. We hastily told Verizon about our inquiries to Comcast.
We asked whether our phone service could be restored immediately if we called Comcast and straightened this out.
No.
The matter could not be handled that day or over the weekend, the Verizon guy said. Perhaps an order could be placed to restore our service on Tuesday or Wednesday. I huffed and puffed, he talked to a supervisor and relented. Monday or Tuesday — maybe.
Libby called Comcast and actually got someone to admit that this should not have happened to us and that employees needed more training. Service should not have been switched without our OK.
I won't repeat every blow we have received in the numerous calls to Verizon and Comcast, but here are some that hurt the worst: the shot across the face by Comcast, "We have sent Verizon the electronic signal so that you can get your phone back," or the kick in the stomach by Verizon, "I know you're frustrated, but …"
Just a few hours after I decided to contact the newspaper — can the pterodactyls read our minds as well? — I had walked out of the house and Libby was at home when the "frozen" phone rang.
Surprised and speechless, Libby answered. It had been 5½ days since either of us had heard the phone ring. Our last contact with Verizon and Comcast that afternoon had been the dreaded "It will take 24 hours," which we had heard before.
A woman from Verizon announced that the phone was working. She added that it would have been fixed the day before, but she was not at work.
Now we'll see if they charge us for turning it back on.