Woo! The Eagles won the Super Bowl! And since we already climbed light poles and flipped cars on Sunday, that means Thursday’s parade will be relatively peaceful, right? Right?
Listen, the time to behave like gremlins has passed. Thursday is all about hugging and smiling and family-friendly jubilation. You know, like the Mummers parade. So let’s try to keep our cool. We know that’s not always easy. Here’s a little etiquette quiz to get you prepped.