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DN Editorial: No-hit parade

IN HONOR of Roy Halladay's incredible feat - no-hitting the Cincinnati Reds in Wednesday night's first-round playoff game, only the second playoff no-hitter in more than a century of American baseball - we offer a list of things Philadelphia is more likely to see than another no-hitter in the postseason:

IN HONOR of Roy Halladay's incredible feat - no-hitting the Cincinnati Reds in Wednesday night's first-round playoff game, only the second playoff no-hitter in more than a century of American baseball - we offer a list of things Philadelphia is more likely to see than another no-hitter in the postseason:

_ A Super Bowl title.

_ Three Super Bowl titles.

_ Michael Nutter and John Street hugging it up at the LOVE statue.

_ Stu Bykofsky zooming down a bike lane - wearing a Michael Vick jersey.

_Another enjoyable M. Night Shyamalan movie.

_ Joey Vento hosting a Cinco de Mayo celebration at Geno's.

_ Jane Golden conceding, "OK, we probably have enough murals now."

_ Comcast conceding, "OK, we've probably gotten enough tax breaks now."

_ Carl Greene appointed to head new commission on women in the workplace.

_ Philadelphians admitting that our city is actually a pretty nice place to live.

Actually, our list is only as unlikely as three years of postseason magic. Here's hoping. *