While reporting this story about state Rep. Thaddeus Kirkland, I obtained a list of registered voters in Delaware County and found a few irregularities. No fraud, just irregular people.
In addition to Republicans, Democrats, Independents, Greens and Libertarians, there are more than a few voters who belong to rather, um, obscure political parties. For instance, real people are registered to the following parties:
Birthday, Wild, Everyday, Halloween, Adarian, Neo-Agrarian, S.Q.U.I.D., Pirate Party of the United States, Good Neighbor, Fascist and Jedi.
The list goes on, but you get the idea. I'm not sure if there's much overlap between these voters and the 214 folks who trudged to the polls this November and decided not to vote for anybody. I suspect there is.
Whatever. I still love you freaks. Don't ever switch to D or R.