The First Lady is No. 93.
Yesterday, Maxim magazine released the first 10 names on its annual "eyeball-searing, fantasy-fulfilling, brain-exploding" Hot 100, and there, between an "awesome Aussie" TV star and a "mind-blowingly sexy" supermodel was Michelle Obama.
Yes, the one in the White House.
What's she doing in such a "stimulus package"?
Well, Maxim says its knows a "political bombshell" when it sees one, pledging its allegience to "the hottest First Lady in the history of these United States. (Sorry, Martha Washington!)"
In his "Stupid Fun" blog, writer Gerasimos Manolatos explains the apolitical process: "We spent the better part of the past 365 days participating in philosophical debates and heated discussions . . ."
Sounds serious - until you read the rest of the sentence:
". . . on the merits of blondes versus brunettes and bikinis versus hot pants."
Just behind Obama at 94 was Yvonne Strahovski, the Down Under actress who costars in NBC's Chuck.
And just ahead at 92 was "blonde and Polish" supermodel Joanna Krupa, star of some sizzling PETA ads.
The countdown continues today, with numbers 81 to 90, at Maxim.com.