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Tom and Lorenzo don't mince words

Claire Danes at the "Homeland" premiere: [She] is a big ol' preggo, and she's looking all luscious sexy-mama right now, what with all her sexy-mama hormones surging to give her thick, shiny hair and flawless skin. Or she paid people to make sure she looks that way.

Claire Danes at the "Homeland" premiere: [She] is a big ol' preggo, and she's looking all luscious sexy-mama right now, what with all her sexy-mama hormones surging to give her thick, shiny hair and flawless skin. Or she paid people to make sure she looks that way.

Rihanna at the MTV Video Music Awards: That's an Audrey moment right there. Rihanna is serving up Audrey at the VMAs. That's kind of nuts.

Michelle Obama giving her speech at the Democratic National Convention: Objective: all eyes on me while I project an image of competence and femininity; new school female warrior meets old school wife and mother. Mission accomplished.

Kirsten Dunst at the "On the Road" premiere at the Toronto International Film Festival: Bow down, b------. Miss Dunst has entered the building.

Vanessa Hudgens at the premiere for "Spring Breakers" at the Toronto International Film Festival: Hi Vanessa. We hate your dress. We hate the color. We hate that you are dressed like you're going to your prom in 1987 and you probably weren't even a zygote back then.