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6 unsexy Valentine’s Day accessories

If you’re going for the “sweet and dainty” look, there are plenty of ways to pull it off that don’t involve lace covered granny panties.
If you’re going for the “sweet and dainty” look, there are plenty of ways to pull it off that don’t involve lace covered granny panties.
If you’re going for the “sweet and dainty” look, there are plenty of ways to pull it off that don’t involve lace covered granny panties. Gallery: 6 unsexy Valentine’s Day accessories
Posted: Thursday, February 7, 2013, 4:06 PM

Valentine’s Day is supposed to be one of the most romantic and sexy days of the year. Don’t ruin it by wearing one of these horribly unsexy accessories:

1. Storm trooper pasties

Even if you’re a geeky gal, you might want to steer away from anything storm trooper related on Valentine’s day...

2. Vintage nightgown

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    3. Shark high heels

    If you’re going to meet your man at the door with nothing but heels on, make sure they’re not hand painted sharkskin stilettos.

    4. Mario and Luigi bra

    This bra is hilarious, but sexy…not so much.

    5. Sissy granny panties

    If  you’re going for the “sweet and dainty” look, there are plenty of ways to pull it off that don’t involve lace covered granny panties.

    6. Anatomical Heart

    It might be best to just wear your heart on your sleeve instead of in a little jar around your neck.