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Horoscopes: Monday, April 3, 2017

ARIES (March 21-April 19). The thrifty move is the one that will save you money in the long run. There is no point in being wise with your pennies if you are foolish with your dollars later.

ARIES (March 21-April 19). The thrifty move is the one that will save you money in the long run. There is no point in being wise with your pennies if you are foolish with your dollars later.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20). You've served so many. This is about you today. Speak your heart. Publicize your work. Show your process. Tell your story. And dance for yourself.

GEMINI (May 21-June 21). Harry Houdini was originally known as "Harry Handcuff Houdini," until he started thinking about all of the other limitations that can bind a person. Don't let one limit define you. You'll ultimately break through them all.

CANCER (June 22-July 22). Everything you own, have and cherish requires maintenance to some degree. Relationships require the most right now. Tune them up by plotting some fun together.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). In the movies, you figure out that you love a character and then watch that character suffer. In reality, you love a character and then are a part of what happens next. So, what happens next?

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Life can be like a wrestling match. Everyone has a different tolerance level. People tap out. Sooner is better than later. If you know you're leaving, what are you trying to prove by staying longer?

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). The rules of improvisational acting will apply to your life today. When people give you an idea, regardless of what it is, say yes and add to it. Also, you can change the dynamics of any situation just by changing who you are being.

SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). The people close to you don't always know what they should about you. It's annoying and tedious, but you'll have to educate them about how to treat you.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). Because you are intensely creative, you see more possibilities than others do. This can make a relatively easy task, such as dressing or making a sandwich, seem complicated. Don't let all the options get in your way!

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). You're allowed to play whatever role you want. Invent one. This is a time for experimentation. Turn things around and around in your mind. Ask a new question; draw a fresh conclusion.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). Go on and do your thing. Commit to the makeover. This isn't selfish, not in the least. What you do to make it better for yourself will also make it better for others.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). The human brain is no kluge; it's an elegant, complicated miracle of an organ. And when it steers you wrong today, it will also be steering you right. Trust yourself.

TODAY'S BIRTHDAY (April 3). Don't search for a reason; The year brings inexplicable bouts of happiness. Go with the good moods. April's gift of peace and tranquillity will help you settle into a nice personal groove. There will be a boost of income and professional status in September. This is based on your demonstration of ethics. Libra and Sagittarius adore you. Your lucky numbers are: 49, 9, 5, 44, and 3.