Ermahgerd! Better learn to bake your own Twinkies!

Hostess' Twinkies snake cakes.

With today's news that Hostess Brands is going out of business, it appears that maybe the iconic Twinkie's days are numbered. (The real crime here is that 18,500 people will be put out of work.)

Fortunately, Fox News has gathered assorted do-it-yourself Twinkie clone recipes so you can roll your own at home.

One thing you don't have in your cupboard are the preservatives.

It's here.