Krispy Kreme will mark Talk Like a Pirate Day on Thursday, Sept. 19.
Talking like a pirate will get you a free original glazed doughnut, while dressing like a pirate will get you a dozen.
The phrases that pay: "Ahoy matey," "Blow me down," "Heave ho, "Landlubber," "Sea dog," "Thar she blows" and "Yo ho ho."
Choose any three of these pirate items to qualify for your free dozen: Pirate Hat, Bandana, Eye-Patch, Costume Hook, Pirate Shirt, Peg-Leg, Parrot, Knickers.
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