Look, we’re sure you’re in really impressive shape for a 70-year-old, Geraldo. But why inflict it on us? Over the weekend Fox News contributor Geraldo Rivera decided to share himself in all his naked glory in a now infamous photo.
The revealing and rather disturbing self-portrait went up for all the world to see with the following Tweet: “70 is the new 50 (Erica and family are going to be so pissed...but at my age...)” pic.twitter.com/KU9IQhaF0w
As is his wont, David Letterman had some fun with the situation last night on The Late Show with a twisted list of common reactions to Geraldo’s indiscretion (see video below)
Dude, some things are better left inside Capone’s vault.