"It's a simple fact," he told the Inquirer in a recent interview. "I'll put it out there as an open challenge: Prove me wrong. Bring your dankest, and bring some whoopie pies, because I love those there."
Those up to the challenge can see Funches at Punch Line, where he will hold court with several nightly sets from Thursday to Saturday.
Funches' Philly appearance comes on the heels of the taping of his first hour-long Comedy Central special in Seattle last month, so expect plenty of new material. Set for release next year, the special raised about $20,000 for Mary's Place, a Seattle-based family shelter.
It started off as business as usual, which is kind of living my life and trying to mine jokes from it. Then, it became this focus of, 'What do I want to say? What do I want it to be about?' There's a lot of specials that are out, and some of them are specials, and some of them are just hour sets. I wanted to make sure that when people watch it, they realize, 'OK, he had a reason for putting this out.' It's not like I was given a date and a check and was told to have a set ready by this time.
I think it deludes stand-up because it's a lot of people's first time they've even seen it, and it is just a mediocre stand-up, or some actor. It's like, 'Stand-up sucks,' but that's not cool — stand-up is awesome. Especially right now, it's one of the last honest, pure art forms where you can say what … you want. I think that's important, and that's what I went into my special with.
It's a women's and family shelter in the Northwest in Seattle. I'm from the Northwest, and I felt like it was a good thing to do. I had a time where I was very close to living in shelters, and it's one of the few shelters that takes in full families — men included. A lot of shelters don't do that. I figured I'm going to get paid for the special; I didn't need to get paid for the tickets, so we gave that money to them. Because of that, Comedy Central doubled it, and we ended up making almost $20,000 for them.
It's important to be positive when things seem negative. Anybody can be positive when [things are] going well. That's what they want — for you to be unstable, to give up, to think that life is horrible when life is not horrible. One day I was bogged down by the news, and I went on a hike in Runyon Park. When you go there, there are always dogs hiking off-leash, and I looked at them, and none of these dogs [cared] who the president is. Sometimes you've just got to live your life and fetch that ball.
I can tell you it's not dead. There are things I want to do, but this I have to do. I have to figure it out. Whenever I do my shows, that's the thing people speak about the most. I have people who had autism in their family, or people who just have autism. Just in Spokane last week, this lady, her niece has autism. She comes up and she's just crying, like, 'Thank you for being open, and making me feel more normal, and not making it feel like a burden.'
To me, it's about normalizing it because with a lot of these kids, it's a disability that you can't see. It only manifests itself through behavioral issues. My son is 15 now, and he's getting bigger, and he's going to be taller than me. If he was pulled over or someone called the cops on him, I'm not sure if my son is going to follow instructions. We need to raise awareness because these kids are going to become adults, and they need jobs and opportunities just like any other child.
Right now, I'm hating it. I was never for legalization. I liked having medical, and I'm big into decriminalization. To me, it feels like legalization was a push so that big-market competitors could come in and push out the people who have been doing it for 20 or 30 years, when it was illegal. Now, it's long lines, and the quality is worse, and the places that I loved are being zoned out of where they were. In Oregon, when it went legal it was kind of [bad] for a while, but then it turned around, so I'm hoping the same for Los Angeles.
I may have one on Saturday night, but that will be it. There won't be fries or anything like that. Maybe I'll do it on my way out of town so I don't spiral out of control. I'll probably do a cheesesteak, a whoopie pie, and call it a weekend. Everyone tells me to eat a different sandwich. I forget what it's called — like a broccoli rabe or something?
That's what people are telling me. I like the roast pork, but … I love a good cheesesteak. I don't care how touristy it is.
Yeah, just put protein powder all on it. Just protein powder on some bread. It still has the cheese sauce, though. No, on my diet, Monday through Friday, it's pretty strict. But when it's time to go, it's time to go. If we're going to do a Philly cheesesteak, let's do a Philly cheesesteak. All I would do is probably put the Whiz and the provolone, and we can cheese it up.