Sideshow: Will and Jada Pinkett Smith: Not, we repeat not, divorcing!

Dear Joe Q. Public: Get it into your thick, if lovable, skull: Hollywood's perfectest-of-the-perfect power couples, Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith, are not getting divorced!

The P.R. machine over at Camp Smith went into overdrive Monday to ward off the latest round of rumors that Smith, Philadelphia's greatest contribution to the culture since the Declaration of Independence, was leaving his wife.

"Under normal circumstances, I don't usually respond to foolishness," Smith posted on Facebook. "Jada and I are . . . NOT GETTING A DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!! : -)"

Added Smith, "if I ever decide to divorce my Queen - I SWEAR I'll tell you myself!"

RadarOnline led the pack with a report that the Smiths were "exhausted from trying to maintain the façade of a happy union." The site repeated earlier rumors that Will had had a liaison with his Suicide Squad costar Margot Robbie, while Jada Pinkett had stepped out on her man with Marc Anthony, her costar in her show HawthoRNe. RadarOnline also said the couple were close to an agreement over their $240 mil fortune. The site quotes Anonymous Source as saying, "All that's left is the inking of the divorce papers."

But Gossip Cop called foul on the report and quoted an equally anonymous "impeccable Smith family source" who assured the world the Smiths continue to run a happy home with their three kids.

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