Sideshow: Judge to Lindsay Lohan: Do your hours over!
LiLo serves it wrong Lindsay Lohan got slapped up Wednesday morning by Superior Court Judge Mark Young in L.A. He was distinctly unthrilled by 125 hours of community service LiLo said she'd performed while in London. Called them "unacceptable."
LiLo serves it wrong
Lindsay Lohan got slapped up Wednesday morning by Superior Court Judge Mark Young in L.A. He was distinctly unthrilled by 125 hours of community service LiLo said she'd performed while in London. Called them "unacceptable." (Some of the time claimed was silly: four hours for LiLo to perform David Mamet's play Speed-the-Plow in the West End, and two more to meet fans afterward.) Do 'em over!, he told her. That's like six full days of community service. All a part of her sentence for a 2012 reckless driving rap (remember? her car got jiggy with an 18-wheeler). LiLo's lawyer, Shawn Holley, was publicly indignant. As she gets paid to be.
No stranger to 'Alien'
We just knew it! Director Neill Blomkamp (District 9 and Chappie) says Sigourney Weaver will indeed star in the forthcoming sequel to the sequels to Alien. She's the franchise, yo.
I wear dead mammals!
Never say Kid Rock is unflamboyant. The songster was celebrating his new album, First Kiss, t'other night in NYC and started showing off his comfortable, warm, personalized otter coat. Very unkool, Kid. We recall that anti-fur activist Pamela Anderson used to be married to you. And won't be again, we don't think (though she's soon to be single).
FLOTUS: Get fit or die
OK, this isn't fair. AYK, ultra-fit First Spouse Michelle Obama has been pushing her Let's Move fitness campaign for five years, roping in various celebs to help U.S. peeps shape up. (Celeb-guilting!!!) In a promo vid for an initiative called Gimme Five, she says, "I want kids, parents, maybe even a few celebrities, to give me five ways to be healthy." True to the call, Beyoncé just posted a vid of her doing one of those impossible exercise epics that famous folks do to make the rest of us feel dumpy, fat, and ordinary. And Ms. Obama retweets the post with this message: "RT if you're ready to work out with @Beyonce! #GimmeFive of your workout drills (or you'll disappoint the Beygency)." OMG! We can't, just cannot, disappoint the Beygency!!! Clearly there is no escape. . . .