VIDEO: Hitchhiker uses hatchet to save woman from bear hug attack, gives best NSFW interview ever
A 54-year-old Tacoma man has been arrested for allegedly driving his car into a Pacific Gas & Electric worker, trapping the man between the car and his truck.
VIDEO: Hitchhiker uses hatchet to save woman from bear hug attack, gives best NSFW interview ever
Mike Bertha
A 54-year-old Tacoma man has been arrested for allegedly driving his car into a Pacific Gas & Electric worker in Fresno, trapping the man between two vehicles. According to a witness, Jett Simmons claimed to be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ before making racially charged threats and ramming his car into the PG&E worker.
The witness—a hitchhiker "from Dogtown" by way of West Virginia named Kai (that it—just Kai)—says that after Simmons rammed the man, he got out of the car and tried to smother a bystander with a bear hug. That's when Kai sprung into action and hit the 6'4", 290-pound Simmons on the head with a hatchet. Once, twice, thrice.
In the aftermath of the ordeal, the victim asked not to be identified and said that he only hopes his assailant gets the help he needs. Kai, meanwhile, gave the greatest interview in the history of television news. Peep the full, NSFW version below.
Incredible. Can't wait for the auto-tuned version.
I am using that my ethics classes ...— agamemnon- If you don't understand the auto-tune reference, google "bed intruder" or "Antoine Dodson." He wrote the book on this sort of interview ....
- I love Kai! Is he available??— farhorizons
- www.facebook.com/KaiTheHomeFreeHitchhiker where Kai is admin — Akira Productions
- "(that it- just Kai") - seriously? What has happened to responsible editing, jeeeesus!— SoupKan
- If you're familiar with this guys articles you'd be used to it, but I expected more along the lines of Dat It from this clown blogger. — TomM
- this is totally awesome. bwahahahaaaaa yea brah!— bhamss1
- Can't wait to to see Kai on Tosh.0 Daniel should just dedicate the entire 22 minute show to this guy!— msmame
- He's going to have his own show in a week.— Roger Podacter
- What a great kid! I hope he gets his sh*t together.— motherofthebean
- Seems to have his sh*t together just fine. The 9-to-5 life and a picket fence isn't for everyone.
- this kid is way kool.
— PhillyFriend - This guy is a combination between Kato Kaelin, Jeff Spicoli and Rambo. Love 'em.— kingnutter
- This written summary is much more confusing than listening to "Kai" talk.— Thad Lawrence
- just for clarification, was the guy wackin' it before or after taking 3 hatchet shots to the head?— The Selector
- Its a shame he didn't have a axe!— quigly46
- just for clarification, was the guy wackin' it before or after taking 3 hatchet shots to the head?— The Selector
- She looks like a guy.— Sportyrider71
- Crusty.— mephisto
- Kai - You are an upstanding young man and should be proud you do the right thing! I am sorry to learn you have no family but know this = there are many of us that would love to have you as part of our family! Keep stepping to the beat of your own drummer and always stay honest and upright and do the right thing! I hope you are able to enjoy your life for all it has to offer.— velvetblonde
- Amazing.— Capsulef
- The reporter should be fired what a trashy interview— Joe Bennett
- This dude is my new hero. I wish more people were around to whack those who need it in the head with a hatchet when they need it.— truthfirst
- The like totally rad Hitchhiker's Guide to Fresno...— stephensacks
- Should make for an interesting....David Letterman Show....if Dave can track the kid down. Knarly Dude ! ')— frank castle
- I doubt that I would pick this crrazy dud up hitching.— joedog
- Surfer dudes rule!— Yonder Hero
- Get your Kai action figure, while supplies last.
Hatchet not included.— johnnydomino 
Comment removed.- I love Kai! He needs an agent.— godard_7
- Smash...Smash...SA-MASH! Hahahahaha.— Bob1
- I love the pre-amble before the incident account - you have to have your core beliefs down before you can do anything in this world too bad so many choose to forgo a little introspection before expediency— JourneyHome
- Dirty stoner!
- We are from Fresno, Ca where the incident took place, we created a facebook like page where Kai is the admin here at www.facebook.com/KaiTheHomeFreeHitchhiker He expressed that he would like to be referenced as "HomeFree" not "HomeLess" here is an inspirational video we made for him http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf5JX9MPtOU @AkiraPros— Akira Productions
- Sad— merilynjj
- Sad— merilynjj
- i used to be known as Carl Mark Wayne Josephs but i changed my name to Rockhardcock. Now i can learn to talk like an vagrant too.— Evil Overlord
- Kai.. the future of america..— USAFirst1
- Let's get Kai a brand new wetsuit and surfboard. Please Vote ^^ this post so it gets Top_Comment so everyone sees it. This is legit. Kai will get his surfboard if he wants it. Otherwise IndieGoGo will automatically refund your donation back.
Link here -----> igg.me/at/kaigoessurfing/x/2336321
Youtube won't let me post the full url. igg.me is the shortened url for IndieGoGo.
Were up to $120 dollars with many contributions.— chetdawson - Chet is a scam. Kai doesn't need anyone to buy him a new board. He's got his hachet and makes his own.— towman
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDQTvuP1Dgs— discgolfnutt
