VIDEO: Hitchhiker uses hatchet to save woman from bear hug attack, gives best NSFW interview ever
A 54-year-old Tacoma man has been arrested for allegedly driving his car into a Pacific Gas & Electric worker, trapping the man between the car and his truck.
VIDEO: Hitchhiker uses hatchet to save woman from bear hug attack, gives best NSFW interview ever
Mike Bertha
A 54-year-old Tacoma man has been arrested for allegedly driving his car into a Pacific Gas & Electric worker in Fresno, trapping the man between two vehicles. According to a witness, Jett Simmons claimed to be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ before making racially charged threats and ramming his car into the PG&E worker.
The witness—a hitchhiker "from Dogtown" by way of West Virginia named Kai (that it—just Kai)—says that after Simmons rammed the man, he got out of the car and tried to smother a bystander with a bear hug. That's when Kai sprung into action and hit the 6'4", 290-pound Simmons on the head with a hatchet. Once, twice, thrice.
In the aftermath of the ordeal, the victim asked not to be identified and said that he only hopes his assailant gets the help he needs. Kai, meanwhile, gave the greatest interview in the history of television news. Peep the full, NSFW version below.
Incredible. Can't wait for the auto-tuned version.
I am using that my ethics classes ...— agamemnon- If you don't understand the auto-tune reference, google "bed intruder" or "Antoine Dodson." He wrote the book on this sort of interview ....
- I love Kai! Is he available??— farhorizons
- www.facebook.com/KaiTheHomeFreeHitchhiker where Kai is admin — Akira Productions
- "(that it- just Kai") - seriously? What has happened to responsible editing, jeeeesus!— SoupKan
- If you're familiar with this guys articles you'd be used to it, but I expected more along the lines of Dat It from this clown blogger. — TomM
- this is totally awesome. bwahahahaaaaa yea brah!— bhamss1
- Can't wait to to see Kai on Tosh.0 Daniel should just dedicate the entire 22 minute show to this guy!— msmame
- He's going to have his own show in a week.— Roger Podacter
- What a great kid! I hope he gets his sh*t together.— motherofthebean
- Seems to have his sh*t together just fine. The 9-to-5 life and a picket fence isn't for everyone.
- this kid is way kool.
— PhillyFriend - This guy is a combination between Kato Kaelin, Jeff Spicoli and Rambo. Love 'em.— kingnutter
- This written summary is much more confusing than listening to "Kai" talk.— Thad Lawrence
- just for clarification, was the guy wackin' it before or after taking 3 hatchet shots to the head?— The Selector
