Guy stabbed for not switching positions during threesome
Happy Valentine's Day, everybody. We've got a tale of unparalleled love to help you celebrate the holiday.
Guy stabbed for not switching positions during threesome
Mike Bertha
Happy Valentine's Day, everybody. We've got a tale of unparalleled love to help you celebrate the holiday. The Smoking Gun reports that police responded to a 911 call in North Dakota after a man was stabbed following a ménage a trois gone awry.
Cops report that Hunter and DeWitt--who met in prison--had been partying with several female acquaintances Friday night at a Fargo bar when they returned to Hunter’s residence (after a 2:30 AM McDonald’s pit stop).
Okay, first, let's recognize how integral the late night McDonald's stop was to this whole ordeal. Think about how badly this fiasco might have turned out had the parties involved been functioning on empty stomachs.
So, they make it back to Hunter's pad and things start to get hot and heavy.
DeWitt told police that he “began kissing on the couch” with one of the women, named Leticia. Soon, they were “under the covers and they had their pants off,” which led, of course, to the new couple having sex.
Hunter—clearly—wasn't going to miss out on the hot PDA going down in his living room, so he came out of his adjacent bedroom and joined the love birds. After some time, Hunter requested that DeWitt switch positions. When DeWitt rebuffed, Hunter allegedly became agitated.
He yelled at DeWitt and ordered him to leave the residence. DeWitt, seen at left, recalled that Hunter--who threatened to “f*** him up” and “kill him”--reached into the couch and retrieved a 12-inch butcher knife.
Okay, now things are real. DeWitt and Leticia hid in the bathroom. When Hunter allegedly forced his way in, DeWitt made a dash for the front door, at which time he says Hunter stabbed him in the back of the arm. DeWitt managed to escape the apartment with Leticia's cell phone. He called 911 from an alley.
Hunter's been charged with the stabbing and is in Cass County jail. [The Smoking Gun]
A threesome means three participants fully participating. If one is left out there's a problem!— BMan- I remember getting into an argument cause it was me and a guy friend on one girl. I wouldnt switch from uptown to downtown cause quit frankly, she wasnt that good looking and I was fine where I was. But there was no threat of being stabbed. Even if there was, I still wouldnt have moved.— hipdaddy
- Some days you read the comment section of articles and you wonder why you do - today, you fellow commentators have proven why - funny stuff.— lizard999
- I'm sure they are Obama supporters!— robwood
- Dewitt was lucky he made it out of the apartment...Hunter had the "wood chipper" primed and ready in the back yard...— TomTheCork
- These days it is just safer to masterbate.....— big geoff
- I like to think of a menage a trois as 2 girls, 1 guy. What you've got here -- other than a duffel-bag of grossness -- is a Devil's Threesome of which only one good thing can spring: the Eiffel Tower.— Roger Podacter
- Tom TheCork, that was my first thought too. The "Wood Chipper!" Only in Fargo!...— Montco Mommy
I was hoping this was about a guy and 2 girls too, Dewitt was lucky Hunter didn't stab him with his sword. Apparently we have to ban the menage now too before someone dies, congressional action and a picture of Obama involved at Camp David, "Yes, in fact, up at Camp David, we do menages all the time," "Not the girls, but oftentimes guests of mine . . ."- So long as she's willing, is it really that hard to wait your turn? Guy isn't gonna last forever and if she's humming you....?— PhillySubsMac
- Shocked that they put this headline on the front page of philly.com. Maybe you bury a three way a little deeper in the site...no?
— Jeffritoe - The combined I.Q. for the three of them remains in single digits.— orange rhino
- haha i wish there were more comments— sdffa13
