Sideshow: Gag order on Mariah Carey's soon-to-be-ex?

What makes a celeb divorce even juicier? Hearing the aggrieved couple vent in words unflattering and rude. Alas, we may be denied that pleasure in the Mariah Carey-Nick Cannon breakup.

TMZ says they have signed a confidentiality agreement that gives Mariah serious hand. If he talks about the divorce, he pays a fine.

Carey's allowed to share (her side) of the story. Though the breakup was announced only a couple of days ago, TMZ claims the divorce is a done deal and the lawyers have hashed out an agreement.

Melissa Joan Hart, 38, and hub Mark Wilkerson hated shopping for their sons, Mason, 81/2, Brady, 6, and Tucker, 23 months.

They "were frustrated by the lack of interesting options" for kids that age, the Melissa & Joey star tells People.

So they did what any of us would do in that situation: created their own fashion line of cool clothes for cool kiddies. (It's available in sizes 2 to 12.) Melissa said the line has one other selling point: "We are super proud to say that all of our King of Harts pieces are made with awesomeness in the U.S.A!"