Sideshow: All hail, Kimye!

The greatest luv union in history since Queen Cleo bought that first malt for Roman stud Tony is about to befall the world!

In France all week to prep for their wedding, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West on Friday had brunch at designer Valentino Garavani's château, then moseyed to Versailles for the rehearsal dinner.

Saturday, they'll say their vows before the world at Forte di Belvedere in Florence, Italy. I'm crying already.

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