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Joanna Krupa had words - some unprintable - for her teammate, Terrell Owens, on "The Superstars."
Sideshow: See the video: Model tells off T.O.
From Donovan McNabb to Tony Romo to Jeff Garcia - Terrell Owens has doled out his share of tongue-lashings to hapless teammates over the years.
But has a 5-foot-7 Playboy model succeeded where these burly NFLers could not?
In a video posted on TMZ.com, the 13-year wideout is on the receiving end of a profanity-laced tirade from Polish model Joanna Krupa, Owens' partner on the ABC reality show The Superstars. The series, which premiered last night, pairs eight star athletes with eight celebrities, pitting the duos against each other in various physical challenges.
"You're the one that [screwed] up," Krupa says to Owens, as the Buffalo Bills' new headache - er, receiver - tries to talk her down following an obstacle course event. "So shut up!"
Someone's been hanging around in the bleachers at the Linc.
Simpson back to reality
From the woman who taught America the subtle differences between chicken and Chicken of the Sea come incisive musings on a weightier topic: What is beauty?
Singer/reality TV legend Jessica Simpson has signed on with VH1 for a documentary project called The Price of Beauty, the New York Daily News reports. According to Simpson, the show will chronicle her efforts at "discovering how beauty is perceived in different cultures and participating in some of the crazy things people do to feel beautiful."
Peas' manager charged
Polo Molina, the general manager of the Black Eyed Peas, has been charged with assaulting blogger Perez Hilton, the Houston Chronicle is reporting.
Molina - whom Hilton accused, along with group front man will.i.am, of assault following Sunday's MuchMusic Awards in Toronto - has turned himself in to Toronto authorities.
Meanwhile, the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) issued a statement calling on Hilton to apologize for using a homophobic slur during the altercation. Hilton, who is openly gay, contended that GLAAD should apologize to him for choosing to "victimize" him further by criticizing his actions in a "very scary situation."
Matthew & Sarah, plus two
Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick have welcomed twins, Barbara Walters announced yesterday on The View. Parker, 44, and Broderick, 47, said in April that, with the help of a surrogate mother, they would be expecting twins. The children are the couple's second and third. Their son James Wilkie Broderick was born in October 2002.
Estefan and the NFL
Gloria Estefan
. . . NFL executive? The 51-year-old former headliner of the Miami Sound Machine and her husband, Emilio, are in talks to buy a small stake in the Miami Dolphins, sources told FoxSports.com. Though the team has yet to corroborate the report, the Estefans and Dolphins majority owner Stephen Ross are slated to make a "major announcement" tomorrow.
Who is Alex Fineman?
Alex Fineman, 28, a Lower Merion High School grad who is an attorney with Creative Artists Agency in Los Angeles, will fulfill his lifelong dream of being a contestant on Jeopardy! today (7 p.m., 6ABC). Fineman is the son of local businessman David Fineman, who is married to CBS3 anchor Pat Ciarrocchi.
- Michael Klein
Contact "SideShow" at sideshow@phillynews.com. This column contains information from Inquirer wire services.
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