Sideshow | Lohan booked on    hit-and-run

Lindsay Lohan

has surrendered to the cop shop in Beverly Hills and been booked on a misdemeanor hit-and-run charge in connection with her May 26 DUI debacle in which the tiresome starlet abused an '05 Mercedes SL-65 convertible by driving it into a curb along Sunset Boulevard. LiLo, who sustained itty boo-boos, left the scene to go whine at a hospital, where cops caught up with her. She's free on her own recognizance and is due in court Aug. 24.

Taking his cue from the young 'uns, 51-year-old country singer

George Mark Collie

was arrested Thursday night and charged with DUI after he was found slumped over in his still-running car on the Vanderbilt U. campus in Nashville. Collie had a nice hit in 1993 with "Even the Man in the Moon Is Cryin'." He's free on a $1,500 bond.

Seinfeld

cocreator

Larry David

, who never in a million years deserved to be loved by the beautiful, sexy, smart

Laurie David

(who produced the

Al Gore

-starring

An

Inconvenient Truth

), has lost her. After 14 years of marriage, Laurie has filed for divorce in L.A. Superior Court and seeks joint custody of the couple's two girls, ages 13 and 11.

An anon source tells People that

Entourage

heartthrob

Adrian Grenier

, who just turned 31, keeps company with Sports Illustrated swimsuit model

Melissa Keller

. Out cuddling one night, they "seemed oblivious to everyone around them." (

Cool beans!

)

Think Adrian is only a pretty face? See A Shot in the Dark, a documentary he made about his years-long search for his birth father.

The creepily vampy Danish thesp and

Surreal Life

star

Brigitte Nielsen

has retreated to today's version of the monastery and the Alpine sanitorium - rehab.

Sylvester Stallone's

former wife has not released the ailment she seeks to own as her own. Brigitte, who was Oscar-worthy in her role as a hottie swordswoman in

Red Sonja

, turned 44 on Sunday.

Worried that Lalaland transplants

the Beckhams

may cease to exist because of lack of publicity,

Tom Cruise-Katie Holmes

and

Will Smith-Jada Pinkett Smith

will throw a party tomorrow at L.A.'s Museum of Contemporary Art to welcome

David

and

Victoria Beckham

to the spotlight. The orgy will feature 600 revelers, including

George Clooney

,

Oprah Winfrey

,

Jim Carrey

,

Steven Spielberg

and

Anjelica Huston

.