Sideshow | Choice words from the top royal

That renowned news peddler, the British Broadcasting Corp., issued an apology yesterday to

Queen Elizabeth II

for a report that said she walked out on a sitting with the celebrated celebrity portrait-maker, photog

Annie Leibovitz

.

Trouble comes from a trailer for the BBC show A Year With the Queen, which shows the Queen saying choice words as she walks down a corridor.

"I'm not changing anything. I've had enough dressing like this, thank you very much."

The BBC says that the shot implies the Queen was complaining about the sitting and left in a huff. It shows her arriving. The quote? She is refusing to remove her crown for the portrait as per Lebovitz' request. Fact, the Queen really put A.L. in her place. Someone had to.

The New York Post says Blender says

American Idol

enigma

Kelly Clarkson

is feuding with recording industry giant

Clive Davis

, who basically

owns

everyone who sings on

Idol

"I get [that] you don't like the album," says Kelly, who refused to hire songwriters for her new CD and wrote her own tunes. "You're 80; you're not supposed to like my album."

In what must have been an arduous round of soul-searching, the all-natural artist

Jessica Simpson

, says she has decided that someday when time catches up to her, she may have plastics and other products placed inside her flesh.

"Maybe after having kids, if my boobs dropped down to my belly button, I would get them lifted," Jess says to Bazaar. "But you know, my boobs are real." Bully for her.

Contrary to some contrarians' evil expectations,

Eva Longoria

was not an insufferable bridezilla on the day of her wedding to Tony Parker wedding, OK! mag reports.

"My stylist, Robert Verdi, and everybody around me was like, 'You're so calm,' " said the Desperate Housewives star without out a hint of bragging or self-love. "I actually don't stress about anything."

"Every girl dreams of having a beautiful, romantic wedding," Longoria said.

"It was amazing to see it unfold after months of planning. We really wanted to create an experience for our guests," which included Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman and Sheryl Crow.

Do you want the best dancer to win Dance Spirit mag's annual search for a cover model?

All responsible citizens should.

You may want to consider Philly's dance darling, 15-year-old Sara Michelle Murawski, who has studied dance at the Rock School since she was a mere tyke of 3. Why? Because her people sent us a press release saying she is one of three finalists. Her fate is in your hands: You can vote for the winner at www.dancespirit.com/vote through July 20.

Atlanta rapper

Clifford James Harris Jr.

, who goes by the name of

T.I.

is No. 1 on the billboard charts with his fifth album,

T.I. vs. T.I.P.

, which sold a whopping 468,000 copies in its first week.

Last week's No. 1 CD, Miley Cyrus' Hannah Montana 2: Meet Miley Cyrus, sold only 188,000 units and dropped to No. 2. And Kelly Clarkson's My December was No. 3, selling 113,000 copies.

USA Today says

Paul Shaffer, David Letterman's

nebbish bandleader and sidekick, has signed with Flying Dolphin Press to write his memoirs. (Snooze . . .)