Yo, I'm Penny Pincher, trying to survive these hard times without bailouts, handouts or freakouts by living small but smart. You are, too, judging from the dollar-stretching secrets you've been sending me at firstname.lastname@example.org - so keep 'em coming, fellow-Pinchers!
Penny Pincher was addicted to name brands, takeout food, credit cards and other wasteful ways until the Recession pummeled her pocketbook. Now, she’s a regular Ms. Stretch A. Buck, and welcomes her fellow-Pinchers to send their hard times survival tips to email@example.com so she can share them with Daily News readers and fulfill her mission: “United We Save!”