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Are you sick of the mounds of mess that turn the City of Brotherly Love into Filth-adelphia? Do you gag at the garbage-clogged gutters around town? Are you irate at your neighbors who toss their trash next to a trash can?
Then meet me, the Marquis of Debris, the man with the plan to help clean up this otherwise wonderful city.
Send your name and the location, with pics, of your littered lots, putrid parks and sullied streets to email@example.com, and I'll do my darnedest to get those nasty places tidied up.