Howard Gensler writes the Tattle column for the Daily News.
MAYBE the Oscars should consider slime. It seems to work for the Kids' Choice Awards. Whenever that show starts to drag, instead of trotting out another musical number, someone gets doused with green goo, giant liquefied Nickelodeon boogers.
Also in Tattle: The Twist goes to THE Library, Scorsese is bummed out and Beyonce gets another job.