Even before the Cavaliers' chartered jet departed San Francisco Monday, the morning after that franchise's first NBA title, a massive parade was planned for downtown Cleveland, mock-ups of their championship rings were all over the internet, and their mandatory White House visit was being hastily arranged.
Attention! This is to inform you that the entertainment portion of the 2016 Phillies season has concluded. Before departing the bandwagon, please make sure to gather your unwarranted optimism. Drive safely, have a nice summer, and we'll see you again when the 76ers screw up the NBA draft.
Frank Fitzpatrick has been an editor and writer at the Inquirer since 1980. A onetime beat writer for the Phillies, Eagles, and Penn State football, he's also covered nine Olympics. A 2000 Pulitzer Prize finalist, he now focuses on sports projects and writes a Sunday column.