If you can't stop the world, can you at least slow it down? Because lately it's wobbling way out of orbit. This week, Gwyneth Paltrow was anointed "The World's Most Beautiful Woman" by the ultimate arbiter of pulchritude, People magazine. What am I missing here?
Poor Brent Musburger. Throughout his long career as a sportscaster, he's always been known as a dutifully cheery, gee-willikers announcer. Now, at 73, suddenly he's the poster boy for on-air lecherousness. It's hard to think of a more unlikely scapegoat.
A true child of TV, David Hiltbrand has worked as a critic at People and as a columnist and editor at TV Guide.