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I'm Butt Buster and I want to ask you a personal question: Is your front-end frazzled? Are your ball joints in an uproar? Have your shocks become schlock?

Does driving on Market Street feel like your butt is riding a log flume - without the log?

Have the city-that-whacks-you-back's craters put a boo-boo on your Subaru, a contusion on your Fusion, a hickey on your hybrid?

Send me your potholes! Send your name, neighborhood and the location/description to buttbuster@phillynews.com, and I will bust my butt to save yours! I will bug the bureaucrats until they get up off their asphalts and patch your pothole!

  Email Butt at buttbuster@phillynews.com
Long-awaited relief for Lincoln Drivers
Posted 07/28/2011
Butt Buster: This time, the Streets Department resurfaced the road instead of trying to fool Mother Nature.
No one is happy with the rough ride along Glenwood Avenue except the local repair shops.
Glenwood Ave. a real rump-shaker
By BUTT BUSTER as told to DAN GERINGER, buttbuster@phillynews.com 215-854-5961
Posted 06/20/2011
Glenwood is a teeth-rattling washboard around 16th Street. It socks your shocks with two nasty holes at 17th and pounds your pelvis with a double-whammy denture-bender at 22nd. Streets Department? Hello?
More Butt Buster
 
A holey crusade - no ifs or ands, but definitely butts
 
Passyunk Avenue potholes driving us crazy
City talks smooth on potholes - 05/20/2011
By BUTT BUSTER as told to DAN GERINGER, buttbuster@phillynews.com 215-854-5961
Butt Buster: "Operation Smooth Streets" is on, but the voice of the pothole-plagued public finds too many of Philly's car-nivorous streets drive like "Operation Whack-a-Wallet."
A holey crusade - no ifs or ands, but definitely butts - 04/07/2011
By BUTT BUSTER as told to DAN GERINGER, buttbuster@phillynews.com 215-854-5961
Butt Buster: I'm Butt Buster and I want to ask you a personal question: Is your front-end frazzled? Are your ball joints in an uproar? Have your shocks become schlock? Send me your potholes!
Passyunk Avenue potholes driving us crazy - 04/12/2011
By BUTT BUSTER as told to DAN GERINGER, buttbuster@phillynews.com 215-854-5961
Butt Buster: We counted an astounding 25 potholes on the stretch of Passyunk Avenue between 25th and 28th streets. This front-end-bending, alignment-annihilating nightmare appears to be the result of years of Streets Department neglect.


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