We live in a world in which oral sex is now second base. In which girls dress like porn stars. In which the kids you see at the airport this weekend heading for spring break will wind up topless in Girls Gone Wild, Fort Lauderdale '07 videos.
Harlequin romances with NASCAR themes: Reading public, get your greasy bosoms heaving.
Alfred Lubrano works for the enterprise team. Previously, he wrote about poverty, and before that, he was a feature writer and columnist.