Mila, Ashton 'n' baby, too
You know what Mila Kunis really hates?
She hates when couples say, "We're pregnant." So she told Jimmy Kimmel when he had the temerity to tell her, "My wife and I are pregnant," referring to Molly McNearney. Kunis, 30, expecting her first baby with fiancé Ashton Kutcher, took the mic and addressed all mammalian males: "You're not pregnant! Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out? . . . No." Kunis laid down another rule this week. She wants Kutcher with her in the delivery room, she told Marie Claire mag, but he is absolutely forbidden from peeking below her waist. It'll be too gruesome for him to handle, she said.
Gossip petits fours
As of noon Thursday, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were still married. . . . Covert Affairs spy Piper Perabo, 37, has become a celeb rep for the refugee aid org International Rescue Committee, joining Rashida Jones, John Legend, and Morena Baccarin. . . . FX will hold Tracy Morgan's job open - he's set to make a new sitcom - until he's recovered from his car crash. . . . Pippa Middleton will cycle across the country this month as part of Race Across America. . . . Us Weekly says Jennifer Lopez and Dancing With the Stars pro Maksim Chmerkovskiy are "just friends." . . . James Caan's kid, 37-year-old Hawaii Five-0 star Scott Caan, is expecting his first child with Kacy Byxbee, Us Weekly says. . . . Justin Bieber and ex-gf Selena Gomez are all, like, kissy and stuff in a new Instagram pic he posted Wednesday with the caption, "Our love is Unconditional." Bieber took down the photo within hours.