Q: I GOT married six months ago and, now that I wear a wedding ring, I notice I'm getting more play from women than ever.
What's that about?
Mia: They think you're Brad Pitt and they're Angelina Jolie, and that your wife will be the next Jennifer Aniston.
Don't fall for it.
Steve: This is why I don't wear a wedding ring.
Q: We always host Easter, and this year I'm dreading it.
When my wife's mom is around, it's like my wife's been abducted by aliens from outer space.
My mother-in-law takes over our whole house. We stopped eating red meat years ago, but my mother-in-law always insists we have lamb and mint jelly.
My wife knows I don't want any of that crap but she just goes along with whatever her mother says.
It pisses me off.
Whenever they come, I start counting the days until they leave.
Mia: Do you want some cheese with that whine? Get over yourself.
Surely, they won't be there long. Suck it up and, while you're at it, make yourself a vegetarian entree so you won't be stuck with sides while everyone's gnawing the meat off that lamb bone.
Steve: Mmmm, lamb bone!
Steve is a 50-something married man who's been around the block. Mia is a younger, recently married woman with an all-together different attitude. They may not agree, but they have plenty of answers. Contact them at S&M@phillynews.com or S&M c/o Daily News, 801 Market St., Philadelphia, PA 19107.