Sideshow: 'Twilight' two's troubles over?

Be still, our beating spleen! There are indications that

Robert Pattinson

, 26, fanged

objet du désir

for every pubescent girl in creation, is reconciling with

Kristen Stewart

, whose wandering eye (and cheeks and lips) led to the most catastrophic breakup since

Cleopatra

tricked

Mark Anthony

into falling on his sword in 31 B.C.

Gossipers say RPat and KStew have met several times to discuss staging a "dramatic makeup," as Us Weekly puts it. Unnamed Source tells London's the Sun, "Rob sees it as Kristen made a really stupid mistake. . . . After a lot of long, tearful talks, they've worked it out."

We all felt the ground shift - 'twas our great mother Gaia groaning in sorrow - when KStew confessed in July that she and her Snow White and the Huntsman helmer, Rupert Sanders, 41, committed an unnamed "indiscretion."

RPat and KStew have never discussed their problems with the press. But earlier this month, KStew told the Associated Press, "We're going to be fine."

They should give the girl a prize for most celeb arrests. We're talking about

Lindsay Lohan

, who was arrested early Wednesday morning in Manhattan after allegedly hitting a pedestrian with her Porsche Cayenne SUV. (It's cheap for a Porsche, ranging from $51,850 to $108,750.) The alleged victim, chef

Jose Rodriguez

, tells the New York Daily News that LiLo's car brushed him as she was parking near the Dream Hotel.

He says LiLo "smelled like alcohol."

LiLo left the scene and was arrested two hours later when she returned to the car. She was charged with leaving the scene of an accident, a misdemeanor, and released. Police say they don't think she was intoxicated. LiLo is on probation in her jewelry theft case and may face consequences as a result.

Police in Paris raided the offices of Closer, the mag that published topless pics of

Kate Middleton

, a day after a court decreed the pics must be turned over to the British royal family. Cops say they're trying to find the paparazzo responsible. (Will they draw and quarter the photog?)

The pics already are everywhere. Danish mag Se & Hoer said on Thursday it will run no fewer than 70 (!) topless Kate pics.

Editor Kim Henningsen tells London's Daily Mail that's a fraction of the 240 pics he was offered. Meanwhile, Apple has rejected a plan by Se & Hoer to create a smartphone app using the photos.

Taylor Swift

isn't going to let anything as silly as high school stand in the way of her passionate coupling with her teenage beau,

Conor Kennedy

. Us Weekly says a week after classes resumed at Conor's swank prep school, the Deerfield Academy, Swift, 22, visited the 18-year-old on campus in western Massachusetts and took him out to the local Friendly's. (Right, it's not as if Conor could get into

Jay-Z

's 40/40 Club, or any bar for that matter.)

Unnamed Source tells Us Swift "is obsessed with Conor." So much so that John Mayer's ex-lover constantly "writes him love notes!"

Kourtney Kardashian

's made-for-TV beau,

Scott Disick

, 29, is a devoted bf or a hedonistic hoof-toed

Pan

, depending on the source. The New York Daily News says Scott 'n Kourt, who have two kids,

Mason

, 2, and two-month-old

Penelope

, engaged in adorable PG-rated PDA while

in Miami. Life & Style Weekly says Scott spent an NC-17-rated weekend of debauchery at a $1,600-a-night suite in Toronto earlier this month. Sources say "male and female voices were . . . heard emanating from" his room.

Whoa!

The Dave Matthews Band's

Away From the World

debuted at No. 1 on the Billboard album charts this week, selling 266,000 copies, according to Nielsen SoundScan. It's their sixth consecutive studio LP to debut at No. 1. Country act Little Big Town's

Tornado

debuted at No. 2 with 113,000, while Bob Dylan's

Tempest

debuted in third place with 110,000.

Kate Mara

, 29, who began dating

Justin Long

, 34, after breaking up with

Max Minghella

, 27, has broken up with Justin to go out with Max again, says Life & Style Weekly. All three star in a new pic,

10 Years

.

Anonymous Sources

tell Us Weekly that the intense BFF'ing between

Gwyneth Paltrow

and

Madonna

may be at an end! "Everything always revolved around Madonna - and Gwyneth had enough," a source says. . . .

Fred Willard

, 73, has completed a court-ordered sex-education course following his arrest in July for exposing himself in an L.A. adult theater. It was "like traffic school," he tells TMZ. . . . A Florida judge on Wednesday finalized

Evelyn Lozada

's divorce from

Chad Johnson

, who broke her heart when he allegedly head-butted her during an argument. . . .

Modern Family

's

Jesse Tyler Ferguson

has become engaged to his "fella,"

Justin Mikita

, he says on tietheknot.org. . . . Days after he underwent throat surgery,

John Mayer

will play two shows Friday and Saturday in Nashville. He'll strum guitar but won't sing. . . .

James Gandolfini

will return to HBO to star in a pilot for a Hollywood-ization of the BBC crime drama

Criminal Justice

, USA Today says.

Horrors! Scandal! Singer

Lady Gaga

toked on a marijuana cigarette during a show Monday in Amsterdam, says the Huffington Post. "And for those of you wondering if I'm high, I'm not," her Gagaiocity told the crowd. "That's not nearly enough to get me high." The cheek!

The CW Philly (WPSG-TV) will broadcast the 2012 Pennsylvania Derby live from Parx Racing in Bensalem Saturday at 5 p.m. with an encore on Sunday at noon.

It'll feature two $1 mil races, the Cotillion Stakes and Pennsylvania Derby.