Narcissus: The condescending attention-seeker who carelessly steps on everyone's toes.

The Flytrap: The bringer of chaos whose emotional instability causes an office maelstrom.

The Bean Counter: The orderly perfectionist who never gives up control even when it's full steam ahead to disaster.

The Swindler: The amoral, immoral, yet often-charming, sociopath who has no regard for rules or other people.

The Suspicious: The walking conspiracy theorist who believes everyone is plotting against him, especially you.