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Monday, November 17, 2008
Liza, beloved pup of Vince Fumo's neighbor, NickPappas. ( Steven M. Falk / Staff Photographer )


So maybe Liza was more of a bitch than her owner let on to me?

Liza, for those who didn't catch my column about her last week, is the mixed-beagle owned by Nick Pappas, next-door neighbor to Vince Fumo.

During the indicted state senator's still-unfolding trial, prosecution witness Christian Marrone, Fumo's estranged son-in-law, told how Liza's incessant barking drove Fumo so batty, Marrone and others were continually ordered to find ways to resolve the yap-fest. The cops were  summoned, L&I was brought in, the SPCA got involved, all at the behest of Fumo's lackeys.

The headline-grabber during Marrone's testimony came when he testifed that Fumo suggested poisening a piece of meat and tossing it to Liza - an allegation, it must be said, that Fumo's lawyer vociferously challenged in the courtroom.

Still, Marrone's claim was startling enough that I went looking for Liza, whom I presumed would be a gigantic, fierce and snarling hound, the scary kind that makes you break into a cold sweat and gingerly back away while whispering,"Good doggy, nice doggy, good doggy...".

So imagine my surprise when I met Liza, still living next door to Fumo's Green St. mansion, and she made not a peep the entire time I was there. Nor did the smallish, sweet-faced pup yip, even once, at the photographer who later stopped by to snap her photo for my column.

I spoke to many neighbors on the block who said they'd never had a problem with Liza - one former resident didn't even know Liza existed - and I said as much in my column.

After my column ran, though, I learned that another former resident did indeed remember Liza - and she said Liza's endless barking made her nuts, too. Maybe not nuts enough to enlist the services of many others to get the Liza to cease and desist with the yelping already, but the dog was a pain in the ears.

Liza's owner, Nick Pappas, admits that he did eventually receive a citation from the city, which he claims was a form of unwarranted harrassment.

Just thought I'd provide this update, in the interest of full disclosure, as this shaggy dog story unfolds.

 

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When my phone rings here at the Daily News, nine times out of ten the caller begins the conversation with, “Yeah, so what happened was…”.

Because this is Philly, the caller doesn’t say, “My name is Bob” – or Mary – “and I wonder if I could have a moment of your time?” Philadelphians are too direct for that. They just say, “Yeah, so what happened was…”, and then tumble into a tale they think oughta be shared with a wider audience. I love getting these calls (even the ones where it becomes clear, after 30 seconds, where the caller sowed the seeds of his own misery), because they give me chance to connect with fellow citizens in a way that no other job allows. Well, okay, no other job for which I’m remotely qualified.

That’s why my blog is titled “So What Happened Was…”. To me, it’s the quintessentially Philly way of saying, “Once upon a time.” When I hear it, I know a good story is coming. And I can’t wait to see how it turns out.

Ronnie Polaneczky has been an award-winning columnist for The Philadelphia Daily News since 1999, offering a front-steps perspective on every aspect of city life, from the sublime to the stupid. In her past life, she was the editor-in-chief of Atlantic City Magazine, associate editor at Philadelphia Magazine and a fulltime freelancer published in Ladies Home Journal, Good Housekeeping, Redbook, Reader's Digest, Men's Health, MarieClaire and others. She lives with her husband, daughter and various pets in the city's Fairmount section, where she dreams of one day singing The National Anthem at an Eagles game. In addition to her column and blog, you can enjoy Ronnie's musings in podcast form here.


Read more from Ronnie Polaneczky at Earth to Philly, the Daily News blog on anything and everything "Green