Monday, April 21, 2014
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Tit for Tat at the Arrow Swim Club?

Such an elegant operation.

Tit for Tat at the Arrow Swim Club?

I feel so bad for the neighbors of The Arrow Swim Club in Northern liberties, whose trash I wrote about last month, and whose noise I chronicled a few days later.

Now, neighbors must look forward to a "Trophy Wives" party this coming Sunday for which (presumably female) attendees are being offered reduced admission to the club if they bare their boobs.

Combine that with the free cocktails being offered from 2pm to 3pm and, well, it oughta be one classy scene.  

The Arrow, whose pool is tiny, isn't a swim club. It's an outdoor bar parading as an aquatics operation.

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