Remember Sex? It was Madonna's 1992 NSFW coffee table book full of softcore porn with a surrealist twist. One of the iconic images from the book features a fully nude Madonna leaning back on a massive, bronze fish sculpture in Florida.That fish's name is Otto and he's looking for a new home.
A "Famous Madonna SEX Fish Seeking New Owner" posting recently popped up on eBay, indicating that for the low, low price of $9,500, Otto the Great Bronze Fish could be yours.
Luckily for everyone with a Wi-Fi connection, the owner wrote the posting from Otto's perspective.
It’s been over 21 years, but I still savor the memory of Madonna’s naked body, and I am definitely better for the experience. Trust me, Madonna was superfine in her prime and now you can amuse and delight yourself and your friends by re-creating the iconic pose that captured her so beautifully. You will be the auteur as I’m ready and primed for new adventures!