VIDEO: The greatest mayoral campaign ad ever made

This is Jeffrey Wagner and he's running for Mayor of Minneapolis, Minnesota. He's one of nearly three dozen candidates vying for the highest office in Minneapolis, but Wagner shouldn't have any trouble distancing himself from the rest of the competition once the voters get a load of this campaign ad.

A half-naked Wagner emerges from a body of water to urge voters to, "WAKE THE F*** UP!" He says he's down with making $100,000/year and also promises to stop going to strip clubs (from now on). Can we elect this guy mayor of everything? He seems pretty wonderful. [h/t Uproxx]