Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen.
The Anchorman 2 trailer has officially hit the Internet.
For months, now, we've been teased and trolled by the stars of the upcoming sequel to the modern comedy classic, Anchorman. Yesterday, Will Ferrell posted a picture of his mustache, calling it an appetizer to today's meal. Today, the Anchorman 2 was finally made available to the masses.
And it has all of the mustachioed racial insensitivity you'd expect from an Anchorman movie set in the '80s.