In the video below, you'll see a Philadelphia man attempting to beat the hell out of his Chevy Corsica while screaming about unemployment. Obviously, the people around him take notice and someone begins to film the bout on a cell phone camera (which is properly turned horizontally!).
The man jumps up to kick the side of the vehicle, loses his balance, and things... take a turn. When he falls to ground, he slams his head on the pavement. Brace yourselves because the sound is less than pleasant.
As one gentleman onlooker observes, "He out."
Flawless victory. Chevy Corsica wins by knockout and retains its championship belt. Let's all hope that the guy turned out OK. [h/t BrianpHickey.com]