VIDEO: Madonna makes Will.I.Am hold all her crap while she gives the worst speech ever

So, Madonna's MDMA tour crushed it over the past year and a half as she dwarfed the competition on her way to the Top Touring Award at the BBMAs on Sunday. When she came out to deliver her acceptance speech, she was all diva-ed up in her "pretentious shades."

She made Will.I.Am hold all of her stuff while she complained about the height of the microphone and promised to keep it brief and not individually mention everyone immediately before delivering an four-minute speech in which she individually mentioned everyone. It was less than enjoyable.